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1… 2…3 MUN!!!!!

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Dear sweet readers, the MUN has just started. Our journey has begun! Maybe it will inspire us or motivate us to do something significant…..guys. We're going to skip this boring part. 
 
We’re stuck at the opening ceremony for 2 hours, sounds fun, doesn’t it? Let’s just admit, the Sabrina Carpenter beginning was pretty awesome. We bet all of you will think of our icon  Sabrina during debates, “ oh, I don’t even know I’m talkin' nonsens, I’m talkin, I’m talkin”.

At the beginning, our brave SG Szymon Paśko introduced us to the history of TRIMUN and the one and only 3lo in Gdynia. We wonder if these words have truly touched those delegates who are watching reels or online shopping. We see you guys! We respect all the delegates who take their time to prepare for their debates; we’re glad you didn’t pull an all-nighter. 


Guys, just a little side note, we can all agree that being late is pretty rude. Well, we believe our chairs deserve punishment for not being on time. Ridiculous! You know who was also late? The delegate of Ifex, Ms. Karolina, aka Caroline. We will forgive her, because her fit was actually FIRE + those boots, where did you get them? Press corps chairs, get some style advice, maybe tomorrow after social, you will be forgiven. 

 

Another thing worth mentioning is what our guest speaker said was “ Some of us have a self-conflict with being a child and an adult”. We all know how it is. As we are professional writers, we’re aware you would like to be treated like real, serious delegates. ha! We’ll see how you do on committee sessions…



P.S. When is the next coffee break? We’re gonna watch you!


Your fav spies!


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