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WE LISTEN AND WE DEFINITELY JUDGE - The Representative of the Supreme Political Council Is Absolutely cooking on the GA.

Before you read it, please prepare a helmet just like our lovely DG Szymon Głuchowski did!

What an entrance. We’re checking the attendance, feeling like we’re at school (that we’re currently skipping). Although we are very focused on our work, sometimes small mistakes come in way. 


- “Trimun Times present?”

- “Is it us?”

Great move, Ania….


Our notes from the first hour of the GA, sorry we didn’t watch everyone, we were kind of in a rush for the unofficial coffee break, but we love you all, and it’s time for spilling tea. Tea o’clock!

Ambassador of China, the first to speak up, all eyes on her, she is in the spotlight. She indeed received many points of information. She answered all of them without hesitation.

“Yemeni people should decide about their future on their own.” #peace. But be for real is it really possible? She underlined the power of cooperation, but not confrontation, a bit controversial!!! 

The representative of the Supreme Political Council first time in the spotlight, asking:

“How is the ambassador of China going to justify the exportation of genocidal weapons to people in Yemen?”

The room went silent. Until we heard the answer from the one and only China.

“ It’s all rumors and conspiracy theories.”

What a way to end the conversation.


The moment you all have been waiting for, our Zapała, AKA the representative of the Supreme Political Council, set the fire up. During the speech, we heard it all; he called out everyone for a flaming discussion. Have you heard?

“There is freedom of speech, but I cannot guarantee freedom after speech.”

We felt that. In our bones. Deadass.


However, he didn’t, and he wants to prove everyone wrong during the committee sessions. We'll see how it goes. Confident, intelligent, generous, and direct - those are the adjectives that describe him. He had great posture, too.

Then, our attention went straight to the ambassador of Yemen, a well-respected student from 3lo Gdynia, Leszek.

“Booming and bombing are two different things.” What a shock! The laugh started to get louder. Good job, Leszek! Then he claimed, “We cannot achieve peace alone.” #teamworkmakesdreamwork, isn’t that right?

Question for you guys, can you tell us why some of the delegates cannot be just kind?  #spreadinglove #spreadingkindness #spreadingpeace. Maybe this passive-aggressive humor is not the best tactic to get the best delegate award. So, to all the mean delegates, please prepare yourself next time.


The last delegate we had the pleasure of watching was the Ambassador of France. Sir, we were impressed by the fact that most of your speech was learnt by heart. But don’t be afraid to DM us why the French Revolution was beneficial :)


P.S. Our chairs are now writing an article, it’s probably gonna be pretty damn good, stay loyal to us tho! 


Xoxo,

Your one and only fav writers 

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  1. Well, some people simply cannot handle the truth 💋

    xoxo the one and only Yemen

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