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How to Lose an Award in 3 days, Obviously Inspired by “ How to Lose a Guy in 10 days”, Yeah, and Also Based on Our Experience.

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  1. First of all, a common one. Looking for cute guys, or gorgeous women. An MUN doesn’t exist without some love drama, be it between two delegates or chairs. Sometimes when someone catches your eye, it’s hard to stay concentrated on your task rather than her ass. Yeah, we saw those looks today ... So the rumors have it: Chair Michał and Chair Jędrek have something going on between them. Who knows, maybe their efficiency is lowered, and the best chair award is only in their dreams. Apart from that, we’re in their committee, so we see things others don’t. 


Page notes are used to talk during the debates, but sometimes they are used for other purposes. Maybe asking for a date? Maybe for a casual meeting? But let’s be real, is it ever casual? 


  1. We are truly touched by the fact that many of you skipped the social!?!?!? ARE YOU FOR REAL? Why would you? It’s literally a way to skip the best interactions with, for example, your chairs. Don’t you wanna wink at them and ask Am I getting an award? Believe us the party yesterday was lit. “ONA BY TAK CHCIAŁA BYĆ TU ZE MNA.” These will haunt us forever. Not attending the social will guarantee you no awards. period. 


  1. Lastly, If you totally don’t know how to dress, you won't even get the best dressed award so get your life together and be like ASAP. “'Cause she's a fashion killer and I am a trendy yeah yk”. There are no excuses; you had over 15 years to catch some sense of style. 


Anyway, try your best, you still have some time. We know we definitely will. We have an eye on you, good luck, luvs!


P.S. All the advice was rather on how to get the girl rather than lose an award. But we wanted to be professional.


Your fav dancers on the social!


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