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  Dear sweet readers,  In honor of the fact that we have a fun committee, as you can all tell (HAVE YOU SEEN THE CAKE?!), we decided to interview our amazing chairs - Jędrek and Michał. Asking them questions that aren’t so obvious, as always. Inspired by TikTok, your favorite writers came up with a great idea to do a famous trend with their MUN twist. Let’s get started. And please read till the end. We kindly invited our chairs to sit down and asked:  “Is the cake at the begging princess treatment or the bare minimum? “ - Without hesitation, they said “ Princess treatment” - “Is the study guide on time?” - “ BARE MINIMUM” - “buying balloons? ” - “yeah princess treatment” - “Reading all the articles, watching all the videos, and TikToks?” - “Bare minimum, it’s our job.” We also asked about opening champagne, playing music, and winning Mario carts. We concluded that it's just the bare minimum. However, sharing snacks is somehow princess treatment. It looks like chair Michał...

First of all, a common one. Looking for cute guys, or gorgeous women. An MUN doesn’t exist without some love drama, be it between two delegates or chairs. Sometimes when someone catches your eye, it’s hard to stay concentrated on your task rather than her ass. Yeah, we saw those looks today ... So the rumors have it: Chair Michał and Chair Jędrek have something going on between them. Who knows, maybe their efficiency is lowered, and the best chair award is only in their dreams. Apart from that, we’re in their committee, so we see things others don’t.  Page notes are used to talk during the debates, but sometimes they are used for other purposes. Maybe asking for a date? Maybe for a casual meeting? But let’s be real, is it ever casual?  We are truly touched by the fact that many of you skipped the social!?!?!? ARE YOU FOR REAL? Why would you? It’s literally a way to skip the best interactions with, for example, your chairs. Don’t you wanna wink at them and ask Am I getting...

According to numerous members of TriMUN’s Security Council committee, that one ambassador, the one who sits over there and acts like they’re Nelson Madela, seriously needs to shut the f*** up   Their fellow committee members describe their speeches as eager, interested, and incredibly annoying.  „He thinks he knows about diplomacy,” said one of our anonymous sources. „But I hate his voice, and I hate the way he only half raises his placcard, like he’s so laid back. We’re supposed to be doing punishments soon, but I don’t know if I can’t wait that long before deciding it’s a good enough punishment to pound his face in.” Another ambassador added: „If he uses the phrase ‚multifaceted approach’ one more time, I’m going to shove my copy of the UN Charter down his throat” Although they have demonstrated familiarity with the implications of the Yemeni Civil war on the Red Sea region, as well as the involvement of the Houthi movement in said conflict, they are reportedly unfamil...

Welcome again, our sweet readers. Did you miss us? Our day has started with a quick visit to the CSW committee, and to be honest, we have really mixed feelings about what is happening over there. This article will be a bit different than the ones we wrote before, because in this one we want to share our personal opinion, sorry not sorry. CSW AKA “feministki” is a committee with lots of first-timers; we bet some of them took our words to heart. We saw that. Who caught our attention? Definitely the delegate of China, her speeches weren’t always right in policy, but she was confident; she wasn’t scared to disagree, and her placard was always up. With every speech, she was improving. However, we are somewhat disappointed with the number of delegates who kept reading their speeches from a tablet. You guys, don’t be afraid to take a challenge. If you stopped doing that, we are more than sure that the conversation would be much more natural and probably far more expressive.  Anyway, what...

Before you read it, please prepare a helmet just like our lovely DG Szymon Głuchowski did! What an entrance. We’re checking the attendance, feeling like we’re at school (that we’re currently skipping). Although we are very focused on our work, sometimes small mistakes come in way.  - “Trimun Times present?” - “Is it us?” Great move, Ania…. Our notes from the first hour of the GA, sorry we didn’t watch everyone, we were kind of in a rush for the unofficial coffee break, but we love you all, and it’s time for spilling tea. Tea o’clock! Ambassador of China, the first to speak up, all eyes on her, she is in the spotlight. She indeed received many points of information. She answered all of them without hesitation. “Yemeni people should decide about their future on their own.” #peace. But be for real is it really possible? She underlined the power of cooperation, but not confrontation, a bit controversial!!!  The representative of the Supreme Political Council first time in the spot...

As a result of a weeks-long investigation conducted by The Pepper’s staff, TriMUN’s gossip girl has been uncovered as a middle-aged British geezer facing his second divorce, as well as severe gambling issues. Considering the gossip girl’s recent anonymously made comments, as well as accusations of being a „clanker”, it is somewhat concerning why the secretariat would make such a decision. The infamous „gossip girl” has been a staple of MUN conferences worldwide, stirring up much-needed drama and providing participants with an anonymous platform to make controversial and unconventional statements. Ever since the idea was created, the speculation around the identity of the gossip girl has become an essential part of every MUN conference, giving all participants a sense of thrill and mystique that has become a must-have for such an event. Tradition mandates that the gossip girl be a member of the secretariat, with their identity being revealed right after the event’s conclusion. Howeve...

A s we know, many of you are first-timers, so we wanted to give you 3 tips for the next 3 days! We’re sure you care about our opinion, so here you go. Public speaking is an important skill, you might use in the future. MUNs are a fun and great way to prepare yourselves for the presentations or other oratory experiences you might face in school or future workplaces. You are here, which means you already pushed yourself a bit and overcame some worries; we are proud of you. Anyway, let’s cut the small talk and get to the point. Remember, stress is okay and normal! It might sound cliché, but believe us, the stress doesn't go away even if you're a Mun dinosaur. Public speaking is always demanding, and it always will be. However, we can give you hints on how to make your speech more interesting. Ethos, pathos, and logos are the 3 pillars of persuasion, and if you implement them in for example, in your policy statement, you will catch your chair's eye. Ethos comes from the Greek, ...

Dear sweet readers, the MUN has just started. Our journey has begun! Maybe it will inspire us or motivate us to do something significant…..guys. We're going to skip this boring part.    We’re stuck at the opening ceremony for 2 hours, sounds fun, doesn’t it? Let’s just admit, the Sabrina Carpenter beginning was pretty awesome. We bet all of you will think of our icon  Sabrina during debates, “ oh, I don’t even know I’m talkin' nonsens, I’m talkin, I’m talkin”. At the beginning, our brave SG Szymon Paśko introduced us to the history of TRIMUN and the one and only 3lo in Gdynia. We wonder if these words have truly touched those delegates who are watching reels or online shopping. We see you guys! We respect all the delegates who take their time to prepare for their debates; we’re glad you didn’t pull an all-nighter.  Guys, just a little side note, we can all agree that being late is pretty rude. Well, we believe our chairs deserve punishment for not being on time. ...

Today, the TriMUN conference officially started in the beautiful city of New York. Like our partner conference, CEMUN, which took place in Los Angeles, we promise to provide the best possible quality for both American and foreign delegates.